On 1st April 2019 General Practitioners (GP’s) around the globe will be hanging up their stethoscopes and hitting the streets to march for the first ever All Fools Day March.
The march has been organised by a group of pioneering researchers and medics who have made a breakthrough discovery that the ‘patients were in fact right all along’. A recent paper published on PubMed set out the results from a 15 year research project, costing over one billion pounds, which concluded that at no time in history has civilisation experienced a pandemic of Munchhausen syndrome or Munchhausen by proxy (previously factitious disorder) – an illness in which a person fabricates illness for themselves or a dependent and puts them through unnecessary medical treatment. The study went on further to conclude that it found 99.87% of patients presenting in the consultation room were credible and educated individuals, who were highly informed and able to articulate their symptoms accurately.
The study states that these problem patients were in fact found to be affected by one or more of over 7,000 rare diseases which it estimated accounts for some 350 million patients worldwide.
Dr. A (who preferred to remain anonymous), told us:
“The results of this study are astounding. It turns out our patients were right all along. Fancy thank – who knew!”
Newly qualified GP, Dr Newby, told us “I am thrilled to be part of this, first of it’s kind, march showing solidarity for rare disease patients. It is an exciting time to be entering the profession. We are at the dawn of the new era of advanced `believing and listening` medicine!"
The organisers hope to see millions take to the streets and are already setting their sights on planning the 2020 march. “With a century of attitude to overturn there is much work to do, but this study and march are an important first step. Next we will be recalling the following posters which are known to adorn many a GP waiting room walls – PLEASE DON’T CONFUSE YOUR GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY MEDICAL DEGREE.
Instead they will be replaced with the following Medical Association approved poster.
I PROMISE NOT TO UNDERMINE YOUR LIFETIME OF LIVING WITH YOUR CONDITION BASED ON MY ONE HOUR MEDICAL SCHOOL LECTURE ON IT.
Doctors and patients alike all agree – these are exciting times!
Rare Revolution Editor